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Jordan 17-06-2009 07:01 PM

Corrupt A Wish!
This is a classic forum game. I'll give you an example of how it works.

User-1: I wish Modern Warfare 2 would come out tomorrow
User-2: Granted, but it would cost $200. I wish that the Ps3 could do my homework.

The process then repeats. The object of the game is to corrupt the wish (obviously) and post your own wish.

I'll start:

I wish all downloadable content was free.

Dustin S. 17-06-2009 07:20 PM

Granted but PSN now has a subscription and the DLC sucks.

I wish i could fly!

SaintAvi 17-06-2009 08:43 PM

Okey dokey but only in thunderstorms

I wish for a squirtle

tonzie 17-06-2009 08:45 PM

Granted, but it's a sexoholic perverted animal with squirting problems.

I wish we could all get along.

maf10s1 17-06-2009 09:20 PM

Granted, but things are boring

I wish for a lag free PSN

tonzie 17-06-2009 09:58 PM

Can't grant that if it's already true. ;)

I wish for a third arm.

SaintAvi 17-06-2009 11:40 PM

Ooook but you lose a leg

I want a bulbasaur

Dustin S. 18-06-2009 12:07 AM

Granted but you were miss heard and granted a whole differnt sore....

I wish for a hot girl friend!

tonzie 18-06-2009 12:14 AM

Granted, but she has a penis coming out her armpit.

I wish for a million dollars.

Jordan 18-06-2009 12:21 AM

Granted but it's in store credit for Victoria's Secret

I wish to win that red ps3.

SaintAvi 18-06-2009 12:24 AM

Ok but you sell your thumbs to science and become colorblind

I want a charmander

Dipchit02 18-06-2009 12:25 AM

granted but you get a salamander instead

i wish i had a 1969 corvette stingray

SaintAvi 18-06-2009 12:28 AM

Ok but you get a Steve Irwin stingray as well

I want a bowling alley

Dipchit02 18-06-2009 12:29 AM

granted but all the balls are cubed.

i wish i had inFamous

SaintAvi 18-06-2009 12:34 AM


Originally Posted by Dipchit02 (Post 43162)
granted but all the balls are cubed.

i wish i had inFamous

Awesome so I'd have like 10^3 bowling balls


You get inFamous but get hit by lightning before you can play it
I wish for dev's to start making platformers again

Jordan 18-06-2009 12:41 AM

Granted but they're all jonas brother themed

I wish I were a real boy.

EIN 18-06-2009 12:49 AM

granted, but youre stuck in puberty for the rest of your life

I wish that the law of gravity was only a suggestion

SaintAvi 18-06-2009 12:56 AM

Ok but it would only be a suggestion to the morbidly obese

I want that damn MGS movie

Jordan 18-06-2009 01:01 AM

Granted but it's being directed by Uwe Boll and stars Paris Hilton as Solid Snake

I wish I had three wishes.

SaintAvi 18-06-2009 01:08 AM

Alright but you swallow your tongue :O

Since that squirtle was made out into a perv... I'll take a snorlax

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