Corrupt A Wish!

Lol Sauberbmw that made me laugh

Granted but its stolen and the FBI lists you on their most wanted list where you disapear in thin air and go to a cruel place where 300 pound chicks can do very bad things....

I wish I said Movie in my last wish and got it granted lol

Ok move was changed to movie but the rest of the sentence got changed to ultimately be
"I wish I was in the greatest gay gangbang movie"

I want a awesome surround sound system

Granted but now you have to watch my...er...movie so loud your neighbors can hear it.

I wish i was in a non-gay movie lol.

Alright it is a non non-gay movie, Double negative !

I want a bank account with unlimited funds

granted, but you cant spend any of it

i wish i ruled the earth

granted, but the earth gets smashed by an asteroid 2 seconds later

I wish this thread would continue forever

granted but the forums get corrupted and no one can get on them any more

i wish University of Michigan would win the Football National Championship this year

Alright, but they win it by cheating and are then exposed

I wish I could travel through time

Granted but you travel to when North America was only inhabited by Native Americans and they're not so peaceful...

I wish people would stop posting "first" on youtube videos

granted, so people start posting second.

i wish Gran turismo 5 would finally come out instead of being delayed

Granted but you get a GF and never have enough money to buy it.

I wish the all the macs in the world suddenly blew up

Granted causing everyone to rely on pc's.... Vista for everyone! yay...

I wish my mac had a port where I could make love to it.

Alright but you did not know it was actually a pencil sharpener, ouch.

I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted, but you forget about it three seconds later

I wish for the person posting after me to give me a better computer than what I have.

Granted but it's so good that it turns into a robot and attacks your family

I wish this thread will hit the 4 page mark.

Granted but you get banned and your never allowed to access the site

I wish to find a better job:)

Alright, you get the job of being a human guinea pig for science

I wish I was not feeling sick

Done, but someone stabs you in your manhood and you bleed out on the floor.

I wish I could read faster

granted but then your eyes fall out

i wish videogames were free

Granted, but a horde of mutant, zombie, teddy bear, ninjaz from the thirty second century come back and kill all current and future video game developers.

I wish my cat would leave my keyboard and mouse alone when I'm trying to type.